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Anonymous asked:
have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, maybe I won't be an edgy faggot today?"
gerardpilled answered:
Received this ask January of 2017. Just needed to think about it for a bit. Answer is no.
i used to work at a used bookstore and there was an insect anatomy book for sale that was over $8000 im not even kidding. and i just found it at my school library. its mine for the month.
It’s page after page of the most detailed illustration on insect morphology I’ve ever seen
External anatomy only I’m afraid, but an absolutely invaluable resource nonetheless
It’s called An Atlas of Insect Morphology by Steinmann and Zombori. Looks like there are some much cheaper options now than when I last looked. When I saw it in the bookstore’s system I thought it was a pricing error but I remember looking it up and seeing one for sale that was over $10,000 so I was like okay then. I could only find pdfs from university libraries I don’t have access too. So I’m glad my school has a physical copy.
Idk if I can describe how useful this book is. It’s all illustration. The only text is the labels. I have a really nice book on insect anatomy but it’s like your classic textbook
Like very useful but it is still a pain to flip through a thousand page book looking for images but it’s mostly text. There aren’t nearly as many diagrams. It doesn’t show you nearly as many angles. It doesn’t show or label even close to level of detail the one above does.
In case anyone hasn’t read my tags: I’m going to scan this whole book and make it into a pdf. You all can have it for free. It will take a while. Bear with me.
Listen. The adhd got to me.
I still need to read through this! And my followers might appreciate it.
i'm writing one of those pickup artist books but for pathetic boys seeking out carnivorous and insane women
- no more peacocking -- "dodoing" is the practice of displaying your helpless demeanor, with just a touch of fat boy swag to it
- a million guys there will hand her a note with their number on it. what YOU'RE going to do is hand her a note with your address and a list of any medication allergies or debilitating phobias
- NEVER leave the club before you get the opportunity to fall down a flight of stairs in front of her
One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO
they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.
wait shit fuck that me
they should. invent another
This post got me laid
i could not date harry styles because i would have too much fun psychologically torturing his fans that care too much
i would tweet “hes literally in me” and then turn off my phone. i would only post pics of us that would be extremely difficult to crop me out of. i would tell his fans that i didnt know any of his songs but that i thought he was really cute in 5sos. i would get on his phone while he was in the shower and post myself on his instagram story
worst part about kahoot was they werent even subtle when you got it wrong the whole screen lit up visceral red everyone could see it even reflected off your face or god forbid your glasses. i think when you get a question wrong they should let you know via discreet homing pigeon message
